- Descriptions are minimal. They don't have stats because there shouldn't be a need for them.
- Roll d46 for less gonzo entries. d66 gets you the good stuff.
- The number rolled is the number of patrons currently at the inn. So 31 = 31 people.
- The sum of the pips is the number of different groups. So 31 = 3+1 = 4 groups.
Roll d66
11 - Bartolome (Human) / Skilled Alchemist
- Appearance: Gifted, grizzled, suspicious. Leathers with burnt gloves.
- Description: Is convinced to be a time traveler from the future.
- Wants? To return to the past, where they belong.
- Appearance: Impeccable clothes. Well-traveled, survivalist, religious.
- Description: Retired high level Cleric (9th). Lost faith after an encounter with a God years ago.
Now scouts the sky for answers and patterns. - Wants? Has rumor of a magical abacus and various star charts in the area.
Would pay great sums for them. And maybe even perform a miracle, for old time's sake.
- Appearance: Pompous, chatty, erudite.
- Description: Selling handcrafted chess sets (overpriced at 100gp).
Will play a game of chess, and provide a rumor in passing during the exchange. - Wants? A meeting with the inn's manager to sell them the chess sets in bulk.
- Appearance: Young, jovial, anxious. Wears baggy clothes.
- Description: Came here after his father died, overwhelmed, to get a break.
- Wants? Proof that his father's stories about the dryads were true.
- Appearance: Old, very old. Cracks his twisted knuckles repeatedly.
- Description: Used to be a goatherd. Then turned to banditry. To helping treasure hunters.
New job, new life. Will argue about what colors are in fashion at any chance. - Wants? To buy a herd of goats, and return to the countryside. But he fears his wife's wrath.
- Appearance: Short coal hair. Young and motherly.
- Description: Likes to pinch everyone's cheeks.
Will argue about what colors are in fashion at any chance. - Wants? A dog. Or a cat.
21 - Ulrik (Dwarf) / Miller
- Appearance: Oily braided hair. Reddish nose, smells of cabbage.
- Description: Nervously waiting for his lover.
- Wants? His wife not finding out!
- Appearance: Looks like a beggar. Walks barefoot, because "I'm not worth my own craft".
- Description: Surprisingly multilingual and cultured.
- Wants? The perfect pair of boots.
- Appearance: Massive antlers on his forehead. Smiley and congenial.
- Description: Carries numerous rope samples of his ropes. The sturdiest and best crafted you've ever seen.
- Wants? A sucker for statues, Flint will buy any fine piece of art.
- Appearance: Strands of grey hair. Clever, alert, reserved.
- Description: Carries a set of tools to do the trade, including sharp scissors. Former spy, wanted by the authorities.
- Wants? A new identity. Or passage to a place VERY far away.
- Appearance: Middle-aged lady. Seems to float everywhere she walks. All grace.
- Description: Nicest hands, she just bows in greetings, never shaking hands. Level 1 Magic User.
- Wants? An expensive ring. "All this work, and I get to keep none of the merchandise."
- Appearance: From an exotic foreign land. Big and bossy. Hands-on-hips.
- Description: 3rd level Fighter. Commands around, and expects to be obeyed.
- Wants? Gullible investors in her (secretly bankrupt) business.
31 - Rojina (Faun) / Disenchanted Cook
- Appearance: Paper thin.
- Description: Annoyingly outspoken. Knows every flavor and scent, and where it originates from.
- Wants? A job at the kitchens of The Owl's Nest.
- Appearance: Thick strong arms.
- Description: Got fired from his cousin's forge after a mishap, where he set half of it on fire.
Burning his last savings at the Inn. - Wants? Desperately looking for a job. Any kind will do.
- Appearance: Old lady, calloused worked fingers. Stoic.
- Description: Loves milk and pork pie.
- Wants? To kidnap the Owl Nest's cook, and taken them to her town. The pies are too dam fine.
- Appearance: PERFECT muttonchops.
- Description: No-nonsense, all work. Has 13 children.
- Wants? The best night of his life.
- Appearance: Braided ginger beard.
- Description: Nods or shakes after a tasting. Stole the proper documentation to be here (eating and drinking for free).
- Wants? A discrete assassination to the rightful owner of her accreditation. Olga fears her farce discovered.
- Appearance: She's ripped. Skin tanned like leather.
- Description: Jovial, spending hard earned coin in a place she can't really afford.
- Wants? There's a Jelly Troll that settled on the river feeding her fields. She needs someone to drive it away.
41 - Yadav (Faun) / Leatherworker
- Appearance: Tiny straight horns, milk skin, red robes and a dope belt.
- Description: Speaks in one syllable words.
- Wants? A huge carcass in mint condition. They have a gargantuan order from the local Baron to fulfill.
- Appearance: Sophisticated nihilist. Accompanied by d6 guards at all times.
- Description: Addicted to opioids. Confuses the PCs for another renowned adventuring party.
Has been overcharging the "Unnamed Inn" for months. - Wants? Easy money. Her appetite for it is insatiable.
- Appearance: Large unattended mane. Fingers always covered in different inks. Glasses as thick as windows.
- Description: Loves traveling. 2-in-6 chance of having a particular overland map for sale, no matter how obscure.
- Wants? A new pair of eyes. Hers are failing, and she loves map-making.
- Appearance: Muscular, mustached, brawny.
- Description: Cusses a lot. Drinks even more.
- Wants? A cure for their dog's arthritis. "Otherwise, who'll catch the damn rodents?"
- Appearance: Man in his early twenties, finely dressed. Lovely, sweet, and angelic voice.
- Description: Reads palms and throws the cards for a reasonable fee or meal.
- Wants? A last word with their deceased lover.
- Appearance: Haggard, mute.
- Description: Claps and drums on the table at every chance. Begs for drinks.
- Wants? To stop drinking. In. This. Place.
51 - Abby (Spiderling) / Silk Trader
- Appearance: Smokes cigars. Bad temper. 4 extremely dexterous arms.
- Description: Treats lackeys and underlings as garbage, clients and investors as Gods.
- Wants? Bizarre books, and to protect their eggs.
- Appearance: Always smiles. Hairy. Missing three out of four arms, replaced by loud but accurate servos.
- Description: Presses the characters on the benefits of having limbs replaced by mechanical counterparts. Even if they're working perfectly.
- Wants? Delicate music and poetry. Long-lasting honest friendships.
- Appearance: Wiry. Smells of fish. Uses a harpoon as a staff.
- Description: Grumpy, seems lost. Likes to search his nose and inspect the findings.
- Wants? To have an automaton, beast, or similar servant.
- Appearance: Malicious. Has three eyes (one of them concealed), and is missing an ear.
- Description: Picks pockets and places the contents on somebody else. Wreaks havoc. Will set the latrines on fire and laugh at it.
- Wants? To get people high as a kite. To delight in absolute chaos and entropy.
- Appearance: Greyed whiskers. Stutters. Smelly shovel used for work.
- Description: Accepts ANY paying job, and is efficient at it.
- Wants? A new set of teeth (preferably golden).
- Appearance: Diminutive, gangly, despicable. Accompanied by d4 enforcers at all times.
- Description: Blood as cold as ice when it comes to deals. Dozens of ongoing bets. Somehow always comes up top.
- Wants? -Gambles will be quests in disguise "Bet you 5000gp you can't kill the giant past the mountain".
-A gamble worth enough to chip their own soul into the bargain. Did it once before, and won.
61 - Mold (Molekin) /Lead Servant on Leave
- Appearance: Emotionless, delicate. Monocle and expensive discrete clothes.
- Description: Bows deeply after completing every single sentence. Won't drink or partake, but takes copious notes on a journal.
- Wants? To travel, and see the World! But he's a chronic workaholic.
- Appearance: Scales the color of mucus. Broken accent, jumpy.
- Description: Polite, but fails understanding even the most common courtesy norms.
- Wants? An army to defend the upcoming invasion of their lands.
- Appearance: Dented tin body, form of a ferret. Whiskers in the form of files and lockpicks.
- Description: VOICE AS A TELEPROMPT ANNOUNCER. ABLE TO UNLOCK ANYTHING, GIVEN TIME AND OLIVE OIL.
- Wants? A new body, made of silver. The transfer is painful and very complex.
- Appearance: Taller than a Jotun. Bigger than an ox. Polished copper body (worth 300gp). Mute, but gestures a lot.
- Description: Considers everyone to be a buddy. Will join any party. Programmed to bring joy and serve. In that order.
- Wants? Kill someone. It's programming prevents it from doing so.
- Appearance: Greasy hair. Copious amounts of perfume. Wears a green scarf on her neck, where she was once hung.
- Description: Only eats human flesh. And has a nihilistic view of existence.
- Wants? To come back to life.
- Appearance: Grey fur. Missing right eye.
- Description: Actually a devil: curse trapped this thrall of Darek of Blades into a feline body. Will avoid talking to any Clerics.
- Wants? The bones of 66 Saints. Then, the curse can be lifted.
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