Our poor farmer is in for a treat, and should run away, pronto.
Rather quickly, this field will prove to be the birth of full Pywawas. They'll come out of the earth, flying on their bat-like wings, shouting "WAWA WAWA WAWA" in unison. Their upper body resembles the shape and form of a pineapple (yet much sturdier), a proper description of the half above their lone eye. Their teeth are hard, will tear through leather, flesh, and tendons, yet stop at iron and stone. These flying fuckers seek hot flesh, as the unison cry continues. They eat, eat, and eat some more, and never know when to stop.
Pywawas are ferocious, carnivorous, and have the cunning and intellect of a dog. Which means they will remember individual faces and locations, have great senses (keen vision), and are able to open door handles with their teeth (although more complex mechanisms will fly by them).
Heat and light are an attraction to them, so they will go after bonfires, torches, and candles first. They hunt and are always encountered in packs (or flocks, rather), and should be dreaded by all treasure hunters and adventurers.
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- They fly, have the intellect of a dog, and always shout "WAWA WAWA WAWA".
- Pywawas attack at first sight, and always come in flocks.
- Can't be really tamed, but easily diverted by a) putting a huge fire or b) leaving fresh meat behind.
PywawaHD: 2Omen: distant shouts in unison of "WAWA WAWA WAWA". Appearance: one eye, size of a pineapple. Bat-wings flap. Number Appearing: 2d6 Wants: fresh and warm meat. Anything that's been dead for longer that 1 hour is of no interest to a Pywawa. Armour: as Leather + Helmet. Movement: fly at Normal speed. Morale: 9 Save As: Fighter 1 Attacks: Bite d8 Special:
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Still laughing about these. My players are absolutely terrified of them now.
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